Indian Paisa League !

pa pa pa pa pa pa-paaaammmmmmm pa !
I tried my best to bring down the lyrical form IPL stadium music :P


Well the festival(IPL) has reached the most interesting stage, HUNT for the top four teams, in a cricket frenzy nation, these stuffs are pretty common.
As everyone writes their view, i would like to write my perspective in words.

Indian Idol- Pop Idol
Big Boss- Big Brother
And so on. those countless reality(so called) shows were adapted from all over the globe.
Similarly IPL is believed to an adapted format of EPL.
(you can even see the adaption of IPL logo beside the players jersey, which is very common in EPL)

Whatever it is, something which gives fun without hurting anyone must be appreciated and accepted.

But the buck stops here? Obviously there will be a set of people who will look for the HOLES.
Take me in.

INDIAN PREMIER LEAGUE will be more appropriate if it had been named as INDIAN PAISA LEAGUE.
Money money money- GODDAMN money man.
If you have no money NO HONEY:P that's how stuff works, MONEY and POWER plays a better cricket than any other professional cricketer, IPL is a successful example for that NOTE.

If you wanna see SET max, you must subscribe for some amount in DISH TV, which will be pretty costly than usual rate.
INDIANS are the best in MARKETING, that's why IPL remains a successful show than rest of the world. we have a great community which follows cricket blindly.

TRP rating- Mantra and Petrol by which our MEDIA works, for that CAMERAMAN uses a very old Technic by SHOWING the pretty girls and in order to benefit the telecasting firm we have got STRATEGIC TIME OUT.
That strategic time out is not for players obviously but for marketing kings to develop a strategy which will give much more bags of money.

Now those cheer leaders, i have no idea for what they are here ? this idea is totally stupid, though they are glamorous and hot, what's the purpose of having them on field.

Advertisement, trust me in coming IPL you can't see the players face, because there will be some advertisements coming and also you cant see GREEN grass at grounds, everything will be allotted for advertisements.
There has been a talk about FIXING the IPL matches, i am not sure of it. But there are enough evidences to claim speculations.


Most of the matches ends at death overs, we can see plenty of turning points and unbelievable results. Just because of those incidents we can't label it as FIXED and still we cant leave it as NATURAL.


SO finally what i am trying to say? Instead of bothering TRP, Cheer girls, advertisements and lame marketing Technic, we have got good source to kill our time and instead of raising so much of questions we can enjoy and forget, all that we loose is our valuable time, nothing much !


P:S- Kingfisher and Indian airlines must seriously think up on hiring such marketing guys to bail them out and yet another funny thing is, when Kingfisher airlines is still in danger zone, Mallya ji enjoys his match with a royal challenge in his hand :p what a world :)

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Life Cycle !?!

You don't need a MBA degree or CAT score to understand and realize few concepts with in MBA, there exists a funny and true saying which quotes, Dhirubai Ambani who had no degree in MBA or BBA maintained and developed his firm to a fine stage, which was not sustained and followed by his kins, who finished MBA at premier institutions !

Well, its time to move on from academics...So what is cycle ? Cycle is a vehicle which has 2 wheels and helps us to move from a place to another place, oops sorry... BLAH BLAH.
Keep is simple, cycle is nothing but a series of incidents from its beginning to an end.

Product life cycle, is pretty familiar over the administrative people.
it deals about the peak and fall of a product, why i am blabbering all these here ?
I have a relation with that, can be called as temporary relation(as of now)....

My modified understanding as follows:

1)A product has multiple stages from its entry to end, at the entrance it will undergo serious competition from rivalries and it has to sustain the fight in order to survive and to face so many obstacles.

2)Once it satisfies the tough fight, it has got some development stage, by failing in certain criterion it will understand HOW STUFF WORKS and also it will try to rectify the mistake.
As a legend said, GOOD JUDGEMENT COMES FROM EXPERIENCE AND EXPERIENCE COMES FROM BAD JUDGEMENT ! 


3)Peak time, now everyone will praise the product and will write stories which will extend to pages.
Such a great product, wonderful product, class range product etc etc. even if it comes with flaws, people will not mind it, because it was an established product.


4)Decline, now this fruit tastes bitter. by this time, people will get bored of this product, "What yaar? always eating Dosa. lets try PIZZA:P"
That attitude will roll and by that time, that product faces a DECLINE.

WHY I AM WRITING/Blabbering this ?
I can relate this to my blog, at the time of entry i faced serious troubles, none will come to comment and none will appreciate, i sustained that part and committed mistakes, tried learning from them, for sometime remained as a successful blogger, few newbies came to me for tips, i was surprised.


And then, there came this question, BLOGGING BLOGGING BLOGGING? whats there ?
SO there i gave a gap and i lost 50% of my interest and also due to some poor network and lack of time, i skipped my blog routines, my visits got declined, ranking declined....

This is a virtual world, people will talk for a day about our presence, then they will carry on their works, that's how things revolves here and that's the only way to keep us alive :)

There are very few things which remains as an example for exception, among them "A FAMOUS PRODUCT is GREED TO LIVE".
Be it at a baby stage, youth, middle aged or aged... the greed of living some more time never diminishes.
Certain greed lies as an exceptions :)

That's it, PRODUCT(people) life cycle redefined :)

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Two Tongues - 55 REAL

Lie that comes behind a success will be called as "SECRET", but even a Truth which comes behind failure becomes a "REASON".

Every mouth has two tongues, one for praising up and another for pressing down, don’t be disappointed.

Hand that slapped you will soon salute you but only if you have belief in yourself.

-IBLABBER-

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i Blabber i Post !

Wah...
A sailor lost his actual path while travelling in his broken yacht, he was forced to settle in an uninhabited island, he had everything with him. delicious and nutrients filled fruits and that island had no venomous insects(including humans).

Months passed, he got bored of it, he got bored of the fruits and he closed his ears to avoid hearing the typical waves.
Frustration engulfed him, irritated to the core and finally he tried to kill himself. 

After making up his mind, he closed his eyes and ... 

"Hai..." a sweet female voice interrupted him.
Stunned sailor opened his eyes and stunned yet again, know why ? that sweet voice belonged to Sunny leone :P
Only when we are in his position we can understand that adrenalin rush.

Somehow i am experiencing it now, no am not with Sunny leone, it has been 3 weeks since i touched key board and it looks like an alien planet to me.
Honestly i don't know what to post and i am struggling to write this post.Its just like the feel of a blind man watching an IPL match.

There was a time where i had no time to write but many more topics i had and i wanted to write a post and also i had a good network provider.
Now i have time but i don't have anything to post on/about and i dont have a good network as well.

But still, i decided to blabber something and i scribbled this, but that's not the sole reason for it.
Whenever i bunk my class, be it college, school or extra curricular classes, my teachers will express a sigh of relief, thank god D(devil) has not come today.
Surprisingly, in the blogging network FIRST OF ITS KIND, people still remembers me and few are mailing me continuously about my absence.

The moment you know that someone is missing you, What to say? it has no substitute. it will make you feel good, better, great on hearing that "SOMEONE MISSES YOU"

SO, hiya fellow bloggers. i strongly believe in two words, they are 1) Thank you 2) Sorry.
A person who never express sorry and thank you is just like a ROBOT. even robot expresses something.

Thank you for all your comments, tweets and mails which expressed your concern, i was just flying to see people missing me, thanks for making me feel special.
And sorry for reading your posts, its out of my intention and this is temporary.
i would love to come back active on Indiblogger, its just like my home.....

A home where my heart resides :) 
P:S- This post was written on rush and push, wrote after a while. kindly ignore the typo mistakes :)
      

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A BiG Sorry !

Heya Guys...

Am on a HOT PURSUIT :( and my network connections sucks... (3 times disconnected while posting this).
So if you have been scolding me for not replying to your comments or for not reading/promoting your posts, A BIG SORRY FROM my side, will be back with a bang by commenting and promoting..
Till then have my sorry :)
Just thought to convey my message.
So here i have done it....

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An Escape From Alcatraz

Surrounded by strong currents, fortified with Steel and Cement and finally a prison, from where only air can escape. these are all the possible Google search results if you Google as "ALCATRAZ".
Dubbed as one of the most secure prison in the world, Alcatraz is still a night mare for many law offenders in America.Hold on, I am not writing a post on Alcatraz nor on tips to escape,survive Alcatraz, But i have my own story and an adventure to share. which can be interlinked with this Secure fort, though they are not as great and as big as Alcatraz.
I believe they worth a read.*Quite a big post- If you wish to read it short and To summarize you can read PONTS 5,6,7.

1)This part of post is called "Vote of Thanks".

Yes, i have to mention and thank  MAHINDRA and INDIBLOGGER for providing me an opportunity to expose my darkest part of life, DO YOU HAVE AN INCREDIBLE STORY TO SHARE? yes i have but i can't label it as universally Incredible, its up to you to read and valuate it Honestly.
Chit chats over.. we are live on AIR now...
AMNESIA...  kindly Check this Indi and Mahindra (open in new tab :P). 

BOYS HOSTEL !

Thank you Indi and Mahindra .

2)This Part of Post is called "An Inception of an Inception"

Like any other and every other Kid of India in later 2000's, i was ruined with so many distractions, i will not concentrate on studies, once in every academic year, my dad will be getting a letter from my School, "Dear Parent, Your ward blah blah blah".My Dad with his cool attitude will clear the acid tests set out by my school.
Up to my 10th Grade, i have been a kid who plays, plays, participates in quiz competitions(but never won any), my school gave me all platform to perform well in co curricular activities.
That can also be a reason for my poor show in 10th standard board examinations, i was labelled as SO CALLED AVERAGE student, just because i got 68% marks.

By hearing all such funny humiliations, my parents were annoyed to the core. so they took a wise decision by throwing me in a residential school but all for my welfare, as soon as they told me their plan, i agreed. reason could be... hmm, possibly from the pseudo-Hostel scenes in the movies, where guys will always have fun. so i accepted and i was packed and delivered to a new environment.

3)This part of  post is called "Watching Soap operas"

No it doesn't mean that they show soap operas at school, but it has a common result. guessed? yeah... i cried cried cried.
I was a pampered kid at home and also at house, i couldn't tolerate the new environment and new rules, regulations and especially i couldn't tolerate a man called "SOTTA".

Sotta(Ganja), A Tamil word for BALD HEAD... He is our chief warden, as Origin of universe remains a history and so his hatred behavior to me and certainly it has got no reason.
We cried internally for his NAZI rule and we cried externally by falling HOME SICK and especially, we missed our home foods damn badly. COMMON RESULT: TEARS :(
Why should girls/aunts have all the fun?
Bottom line: Together with my room mates, i hated that residential school and we hated our hostel warden.

4)This part of  post is called "Sketching a game plan".

As months passed by, we were well seasoned with all sort of punishments, plainly we never felt any embarrassment. Experiencing all such worst things gave us some unknown strength and bravery.Our warden(Sotta) will beat us if he his upset with his wife, he will beat us if we had pressed the Light switch instead of the Fan.
Err...With all such humiliations, We had some plans and obviously ABSURD plans...
Its all about skipping the Post ceremony of cycle test, a function where least scorers will get kisses.

source: Google images

I dint finish, kisses from a seasoned bamboo stick and sometimes a metal scale.
We wanted our asses to be saved and we are sick of that ceremony and also sick of our Sotta warden, once the exams got over my school had a habit of screening some new films on projector. that's the only leisure we had and for that we had our own censor board at school, who will only cut the scenes.
Bottom line: We drafted a plan, its all about RUNNING AWAY !

5)This part my post is called "BEING A STUPID".

As the movie screened, we pre-planned our moves, Me and my friend Harish. we two are those absurd souls who had plans to run away from a residential school.
We have to follow queue system everywhere, some times while watching movies. these circumstances gave us a feel of being trapped inside a REAL JAIL.
We had 10 feet compound walls and still then metal foils covered it, unimaginable to climb them and there are two gates, one of it will be locked all time.

Another gate had one watchman, during the film screening time, he will be present near GENERATOR room, to make sure POWER supply all right.
Its my friend's idea to sneak through the main gate, i argued with him by terming it as dumbest idea but still he showed me some alternatives.

We had a VAN sort of mini van... For transporting those projectors, wide screens and also some special chairs for teachers.
"We must try and give our best to sneak in to that van, if we did that, we are getting away from this jail"-Harish told me.
I was pretty scared about the consequences but i consoled myself by saying "It will be fine once you reach your home"
You may not believing it, but its my duty to share incidents as happened without exaggerating, we executed our plans without a flaw and that's how me and Harish ran away from that pseudo Jail. that van had no helper/cleaner, so the driver has to walk all the way to post to sign in the register, once he leaves the van. We both acted swiftly and reached the other end of wall.
Bottom Line: A successful escape attempt. 

6)This part of Post is called "Ticking Hourglass "
My school stands alone in a NATIONAL HIGHWAY- NH7, i am not going to mention my school name as it may bring harm, Nearest city is SALEM and nearest town RASIPURAM. we chose to reach the city, since we will get frequent buses and at this late night and also no bus will stop in the middle of the road for two School kids.


In our en route, we had fine Barotta and mutton gravy, not so near to school. at least some 10 - 15 km away.We had no choices than to walk, we walked and we hardly spoke with each other, i had great fear and i never showed it to him and i think he too had his worries.

We are clueless on what made us to take such a stupid decision, we walked walked and we are damn tired and at last THANKS to our pocket money, we hired an auto and reached "Seelanaickenpatti" a suburban area of Salem and then we reached SALEM bus stand.
We had a time to laugh by seeing a straight bus to our places.
He is from Tiruchirapalli and me from Thanjavur both lies on the same route and it made us happy since we have a company of each other.

Hostel wardens will take attendance once again in night time, by that time we boarded a bus. they could have easily found out that two duffers are missing. we are scared about it, we really don't know what happened there(in school).
We were dying for the driver to turn the ignite key of that decade old bus.
I called myself as STUPID, know why? Will any idiot run away from a hostel by wearing a School uniform shirt and a jean pant.Yes we did that.

7)This part of post is called " GETTING BUSTED " 

As you know, every city bust stand will have a police control room (we know this only after getting busted, actually they found our native places and informed Police regarding our identity and places. so ultimately it will be easy for Police to find out 2 dummy school boys in a midnight time, who were sitting like dolls on a DIRECT BUS).

Sadly we were caught, that police constable was so sweet to us, he didn't abuse us neither slapped us, he kindly asked for our name and place. we were given 2 chairs to sit, i broke into tears, as if i have been caught for murder.
I cried, cried and so my friend... Only at that time calm constable uncle got irritated and asked us not to weep like babies.
We were taken in an auto to School, i gone numb. i can see plenty of wardens and teachers waiting for us outside the hostel to welcome us and i can see my room mates standing like pillars, later then we realized that they went through some tough interrogations.
Bottom line: we were caught after a short lived short cut.

8)This part of my post is called " A Sleepless Night "

The first thing my wardens and staffs asked " Which way did you chose ", by then it was mid night and they asked us series of questions and i was totally upset with my stupidity, it was like a typical interrogation i have witnessed in films, i was asked to sit in metal chair and my Physics sir tried his best to vomit all the truth and i told him all the tricks and tips we used, it was around 2 AM, they left us to our respective rooms.
Will anyone can sleep peacefully with these incidents ?
The last word uttered by Head master blasted countless butterflies, " i am going to give you your TC but with a tick mark on BAD CONDUCT box"

                            

My room mates added fuel to fire by cooking up stories, "Dude, if you have a bad conduct on your TC, no school will allow you to have a seat in their premises".
Shattered to the core, i disappointed my family and i disappointed myself.

9)This Part of post is called " Salvaging My Seat ".

Previous night, a call has been made by school directors to our respective parents, they arrived on Sunday morning, i couldn't see the usual smile on my dad's face and my mom was on full kolaveri and my lawyer uncles was with them, only one soul to show some smile.
Being a  son to working parents. I know how peaceful and restful their Sunday's are AND i ruined it, somehow by attempting a series of excuses and explanations, School management agreed to take me back under one condition, No more stupidity will be tolerated.
But another guy's parents were upset with the school's tyranny kinda behavior over their students, so they took him back to their hometown.
Bottom line- SALVAGED my chair.

10)HOW THINGS CHANGED?:
One promise i made to my dad, " I ll never repeat such non sense and i will never let them down: i have been following it till now, ever since that shameful, funny incident. i have never got a single black mark in my academics, somehow i worked hard to reach 83% in my boards from 67%.
If there could be a reason/secret, it will be that promise made by me and apart from that in a team event DOUBLES BADMINTON we won in ZONAL level and i was a part of that team. same head master who threatened me on conduct while giving me my board mark sheet with a smile. all that happened because of the stupid plan.

That adventure gave me guts to experience ups and downs of life, in every bad incident there exists some good thing, i can tell this stories to my next generation, while writing it HONESTLY it gives a hard feel inside me, an unknown joy.
At one time it was the most humiliating incident and now its an unforgettable moment/adventure in my life.ALL FOR GOOD i learnt and face anything i experienced.
Can't say it as my life changing moment but it is certainly an unforgettable moment.

Harish- He joined in a school in his native and after our 11th standard we neither talked nor had a meet. Last time i saw his face was during that mid night fiasco, As years rolled on i got a shocking news from another friend of mine who was searching for him,
"Do you remember Harish?"- My friend
"How can i forget him, where he is ? what is he doing? i couldn't get his contact, i searched him even on face book"
"Yeah, i heard that he succumbed to an accident in Chennai few months back" 

And I don't wanna add his details and take advantages like creating sympathies, Strange Coincidence. you believe in that ?

An Incredible Experience !

Whatever it takes ! - This is what our strategy during that runaway and also my blog name. some times i feel guilty, a guilt of not being with a friend who was with my tough and good times.Whatever i reason, i have our cherished memories which lives on for years through this post!

*This platform merged with my memories and certainly an adventure for a life,
which taught me so many lessons but from them, what i learnt is very few.
Thanks to Indi and Mahindra for helping me to feel good by sharing my least share memoirs.
*XUV 500* Got some adventures to share? Use this LINK




                       

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How Indivine Works ?

I have wrote 172 posts so far, never wrote a post for this size and never enjoyed a post to this extent, my dream post I can say and I request you to read throughout honestly.
I repeat THIS IS QUITE A BIG POST.* A VOTE OF THANKS TO INDIBLOGGER ( A site which i love to the core) :)

How to improve my blog traffic?

I joined Indiblogger some 4 months back, ever since that moment MY BLOG has seen and also seeing so many moderation, modifications and modernization.
70% of traffic to my blog comes from INDI.
Whenever I write some post, I will keep Indi in my mind, blame me or appreciate me. I will keep doing it.

So, I don't want to self portray me and I don't want to sound like a Narcissist, but I wish to share you all some sweet, sour topics on improvising your blog traffic.
If you wish to hear some silly points me, kindly stay with me.

if you have a single question like, WHO THE HELL HI IS TO GIVE ME TIPS?

Sorry my dear friend, this post is not for you... you can clean and re-install your browser.

How to Gain Traffic?

Though there are several points and several tricks, there is only one trick which you can experience, understand and teach.

SHORT-WAY survives for a SHORT TIME.

Then, what’s that long way?

Is that what you want to know, well I can share with what i know and i can share my little experience on the SWEET SITE called Indiblogger?

Will Votes help you to get readers?

YES, there are so many topics and news inside a Newspaper, but when we have them in our hands, obviously the first page will be visible.

Be it Sunny Leone on the first page or Uma Bharti, whatever crap it is... EYES WILL LOOK FOR THE VISIBLE PAGE.

So when you gather and pile votes, automatically you will reach the top spot and so whenever a newbie comes and visits that page, he/she will consider you as a prominent blogger(Honestly you can be a mediocre) but the kind of image you will get for staying in the first page will be precious.
Point to remember- When you gather votes, indirectly you gather readers.

Why should i promote?

Plainly speaking, if you have voted or if you are going to vote for this post, NO sane or insane person will deduct money from your bank account, keep it chill yaar..

What you gonna loose by voting me?

Your girl friend? Your bank balance? NOTHING YOU LOOSE.
Promote as much as blog you can, even promote imperfect blogs like mine....

Appreciating and encouraging is the best work you can do for a fellow human (hopefully for positive things)
Point to remember: CLOSE YOUR EYES AND VOTE

Should I promote everyone?

Wait guys, i feel that am going to contradict myself here.
Honestly speaking, i follow one mantra.
I will be grateful to a person who promotes me.
I will ignore a person who never promotes me back.

I am not asking you to follow this; it’s your wish...

Point to remember: while spending and wasting your time on someone who never visits your blog back, you can spend your time on a person who is loyal to you, GOTCHA?

COMMENTS:

Yes, comments…. These are like boomerang.
When you throw them at someone it will come back to you, comment on as much as blog possible, try to be honest.

If you ask me, WILL YOU BE YOU HONEST WHILE COMMENTING?
99.99% yes, I will read and comment, if there exists a blog which bores me to the core, I have no other way than to lie by appreciating him/her.
Point to remember: Commenting is the best way to familiarize you on blogosphere. GOTCHA?

These are all some overviews; here I begin my post... Come one DON’FAINT… I write for you J cheers.

If you are a GIRL/AUNTY/GRANDMA you must read this.
You are LUCKY, I mean it totally…
YOU ARE GODAMN lucky.
There is an uncle, there are some sweet uncles who votes, reads and appreciates irrespective of the blogger’s gender.
Yet there are some SWEETEST uncles, who will promote only Women (even grandma) blogs…
I had that experience, I visited that uncles’ blog and commented, you know what he did…
HE REPLIED FOR ALL comments (from GIRLS) BUT NOT FOR ME (and so for any other BOY)
I asked him straightly, YOU WILL NOT REPLY FOR GUYS? Later then he replied… SUCH A WONDERFUL CREATURE.
GOTCHA?

Are you a person interested to gather readers? I write for you... Are you a person who is satisfied with your own readers, sorry you can skip this...

1) Have an attractive display image in Indi, don’t worry… all you need to do is “HAVE A GIRLY IMAGE”
99 % work over, you can see votes falling in to your pockets.
2) Visit a guy’s blog and comment as “GOOD”. I bet that guy on whose blog you commented will remember that even at his death bed.
GUYS ARE LOYAL (think a lot and use that).
3) Appreciate fellow blogger with sweet words, if he/she don’t deserve an appreciation, advice them in private about their mistakes.
4) Irrespective of your gender, every blogger must develop a good relationship with fellow bloggers…

If you are a boy/uncle/grandpa reading this; I have something for you which you must read.
1) We are the most sinned creatures.
2) Also, we are the creatures which commit sins most of the time.

We are the victim and also the convict, got it? We hate men and women hate men… so all hate men and we are men. CONFUSED?
POINTSJ

1) develop a good network with bloggers, be wise and be gentle (TRY). Appreciate fellow bloggers despite of their name, place and color.
2) Write quality stuff, girls can make in to top by writing a post for a line, but even if we write by squeezing brain, we will land up in 5^th page. That’s how world works. So try to write quality stuffs.
3) Have a punchy headline, which lures readers.
4) Read others blog frequently and forget not to promote them.
5)  Don’t waste your time on ungrateful people’s blog and above all, be grateful to people who are grateful to you.

GENERALIZATION:

Apart from gender, together as a BLOGGER, we must learn few things.

Everyone who reads your blog owns a blog, go there appreciate him in public, advice him in private.
Everyone commits mistake and also everyone has got their own talent.
IF you say you have got no time to visit his/her blog, you should not be blogging.

AM NOT RUDE.
TYPE OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO IGNORE:

1) There are people who produce posts like Chinese population, but never give a damn to look at another person’s blog,
IGNORE SUCH IDIOTS.(SAVE YOUR TIME)
2) Few people will try to project themselves as HONEST COMMENTATORS.
They will reach you blog, you would have wrote a poem for 200 lines, which will have a mistake in 199^th line,
They will comment “YOU HAVE A MISTAKE IN YOUR 199^th LINE, change it”.. WTF?
IGNORE SUCH RETARDS…

A QUICK REVISION:

We are in VIRTUAL Place; our presence here is for life time (of blogger/Wordpress) when we are not here, no one will miss us, may be there can be few. To have such few readers, be a good person… Appreciate others, IT IS MEANINGLESS to expect someone to visit your blog when you don’t visit his/her.
There is no use of having a 100% perfect blog where you are the lone reader of your own works.
Honestly speaking, am no great writer, all that I got and achieved (as a blogger) is all because of my GOOD NETWORK and GOOD RELATIONSHIP with fellow bloggers.

I do have some people who consider me as ENEMY, yes Am 100% sure… That’s the problem of growing, when you satisfy 100 people certainly there will be some 10-15 persons who were unsatisfied with your works.
I have great belief in product life cycle, today we may be a great person but someday a strong substitute will replace our position, then WE ARE NO MORE.

I am not very old to advice everyone but I am old enough to say something,
I remember a QUOTE from my favorite movie SAVING PRIVATE RYAN…
Final quote….

“James... Earn this. Earn it.”
Meaning- Don't give up on life, Make a difference with what you do, Help others with what you can, never forget your starting point, someday you have to go back there.
P:S- I love getting votes and i wish to stay some more time on front page, don't ask me to retire soon:D
So with all my greed i ask you to vote and i assure you, i will vote you back:) THIS PROCESS WILL CERTAINLY IMPROVE THE NUMBER OF READERS that's why i ask for.

There is nothing to feel ashamed of by being yourself, ourselves :) so BE YOURSELF !

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12- A Taxonomy Of Girls

Disclaimer- I have never pinned a disclaimer tag to any of my posts, but this one is going to be an exception, i am going to take a DIG at worlds beautiful creatures.
Before i begin this post, i request you to read it and ignore it asap. 

don't take it personally :) - Smile !

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AS everyone knows, when it comes for "visible physical beauty", Women are the most beautiful creatures.
Actually beauty cant be seen but only can be felt by experiencing right?
Beauty which is visible and a beauty which has got a form can only live for short time but a formless, unseen, invisible beauty which is felt by being together has no expiry date.
Ex:Beauty of a Mother, Beauty of a Sister and Beauty of a Friend (and so on).

Women, Be it mother, grandma, Aunt, elder sister, younger sister, friend, wife, girl friend.
Whatever the relation is, World without a women (excluded for bachelors) will be like a house without windows.
But i feel like, "all that roars are not LION."
So as you have guessed, i am going to blabber something about the kinds in beautiful creatures.
Before that i accept, i am NO Salman Khan neither Vishwanadhan anandh but an useless rogue, so bear with me and please don't ask me Are you SRK to comment on us? Certainly i don't need to be a SRK to comment.

Here we go with the 12 types:
Why 12? 12 is considered to be a complete number, 12*2 Hours and 12 days etc :)

1) Hello 911?:
I have plenty of friends on this category, i guess that you people have guessed them with their title.
Ring Ring...
911 Girl -"Where can we download MP3 and anti virus software for free?", "Suggest some site?"

Boy-"Yeah, try out these sites 1).... 2 )... 3)..., am sure it will help you"
Boy-"Hello? Hello, you there?"

What do you expect ? they have got what they wanted and asked for, so why should they stay on line ?
These kinda girls will reach us only when they need us.Typical 911 kinds.Can't blame them, Most of human being irrespective of gender and color will fall in to this kind.

2) "Geet" Dhillon:

Geet Dhillon sounds familiar huh ? that's the name of the character Kareena played in Jab we met.
*Boy-"Ha..(An Incomplete Halo)"

Geet Dhillon-"Yeah, i was in class, you know Preeti na? "that tall and fair girl" i hate her... SHE is a Show off case re, she bought a new sandals and she walked with that for plenty of times, she thinks that she is the cutest girl in the globe, i am going to ask my dad to but me a similar sandals, i will also walk like her, LOL then lets see what she do hah-aha", yeah and i totally forgot that, "WHY DID YOU CALLED me ?"

*Boy- by that time, an Automated voice says,"We have disconnected your call since your account balance reached NIL amount, kindly recharge to continue our service".

3) Bubbles:
My favorite character on Power puff girls :D (am not watching now, i was once), damn cute and childish. these kinda types are adorable but pretty hard to survive with.
Cartoon characters ranging from Tom and Jerry to etc, you can see all of those characters in their Bags, Slippers, hair pins and whatever they hang with. even they will gift their boy friend a pink underwear :D

instead of spending time on watching Cartoon network, you can watch these kinds.Delicate creatures to deal with. 

4) Fancy Rani:
As Jhansi Rani for bravery these Fancy rani's are for mobile parlors, obviously it is their personal stuff to take care of what they are, we are none to embrace or object it.

It is damn hard to write an exam, when you have such kind of girl writing before you, NO I DINT MEAN that way, i meant that the PERFUME SMELL will be intolerable.

Even invigilator will not near us. YIN-YANG :)
You can see such girls in college canteen, while we cross them "We can hear some high class English stuff, once we reach a far place Local language will resume".

5) AIR(All India Radio):
Gossip goddess alias AIR, Cannot keep any secret as secret, best choice to create awareness... Prefix "Don't tell this to anyone" and say her a secret, am sure in a matter of minutes, OBAMA will reach you and ask about that.
Never mess with her, if you do so "Your name will dwell in TIMES NOW".

6) Miss Cunningham:
No, as they name suggest they are not an Irish neither a Scot, but certainly CUNNING.
Years back she would have asked you for a favor but in your busy schedule you could have missed that.
Years later, when you reach her for a help.
She- "Do you remember the eve of 2005 Jan 4th?" i asked you a favor, you dint help me at that time. but now you want me Help you ? i am sorry :D

7) Phoolan Devi:
Bandit queens, according to them... All men are disgusting creatures, Some men are Rapist and few men are eve teasers and very very few men are leeches.
They will forget that their dad, brother are men.
Straight away they will talk(scold) like Arnab Goswami.
Self acclaimed feminist, if you see a women you are harassing her, if you talk against a women you are a male chauvinist and certainly when you stand against them "you are a disgusting creatures"/ Ignore such.

8) Pseudo "Reita Faria":
As many of you know, Rita Faria is first Indian to win the Miss world contest(1966), am not taking any DIG at physical appearance.
Just read it and try to understand
"Kind of mobile that she owns will be a very basic, meek model(example Nokia 1100) but the kind of HYPE and SCENE she creates will be like that of an Apple iPhone user".
Gotcha ?Self obsessed girls. According to them,if you look at her means you are trying to hook her.

9) Miss Bannerjee:
Imagine that such kind of people sets a question paper and She likes Nehru very very much. Then question they set will look like.
1)Choose the correct option from the below, Name the father of our nation?
A) Nehru. B) Select option A. C)Select option B. D) All the above.
They will show only one finger and will ask you to select one among finger, you have got NO OPTION but to abide by her.
Dominates, Dominates and Dominates.



10) Doubt-fire:
These kinda people will never trust you for anything even for 50 Paise, when you ask her name, you are trying to take an advantage over her.
When you help her at tough situation, she will say thank you and right after that SHE TURNS IN TO A COMA patient, who will act like NOTHING HAS HAPPENED earlier.
Will look every Men as FOX.
I hate such crappy kinds to the core, cant blame them but they are too cautious.

11) Bitches:
It is unfair to call a girl as BITCH, when a guy who makes fun by being together with plenty of girls,still he is praised and portrayed positively as a PLAYBOY.
But When a girl commits the same work, she is excluded and yelled as BITCH.
UNFAIR. Lets start "Save Bitches" campaign.


12)100%:

Last but not least, these kinda people are 100% friendly, 100% understanding, 100% funny, 100% Brave and 100% lucky to be with.
If you have such person with you, i must say you are the luckiest among any other creatures, a true symbol of feminine.
I have plenty of friends, aunt and sister from this kind. i must confess i am lucky :)
                                       

I repeat, i dint scribble this to hurt anyone's feelings, if it looks so "My sincere apologies for that", don't take it personally, if you hate it...
Kindly clear your history and while commenting Don't mean or ask anything personally like WHAT TYPE I FALL INTO? :D
Just had a weird spark to write on and so i did.

Read and Ignore :)
Thanks for your patience.
 

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I can fly and got a weightless feel, I can see people rushing, kids with over-weighted school bags and full packed buses farting black clouds.
Wait…

I can see a familiar face lying unconscious.
Mute spectators all around his body. “Call an ambulance” I yelled.

As none heard…I said, Dear “Humanity” Rest in Peace.

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